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The first time I ever had sex with someone who I wasn’t in some sort of relationship with had me
I don’t know how many gigs you have to run before you’re officially a comedian but I’ve done two, so
I live out of a suitcase. I don't even own the suitcase. It's borrowed, much like everything else of any tangible value in my life; accommodation, vehicles, mouthwash.
Dreams take a lot of persistence and neglecting of toenails. But if you're determined to make shit happen, here are five guiding principals to start.
Apparently I’m that into clowning around that I wildly went and registered to do Triple J’s Raw Comedy competition. Dying inside.
I scrounged around for drama workshops on the sunshine coast and voila! I found one to kick my nerves back into action and totally get me out of the house.
There’s a time and a place for overbearing confidence and that’s primarily in the toilet.
I've decided to go out each week and ask five strangers different questions about comfort zones. This first week was kinda a flop.
Even if I hadn't ever spent endless weeknights binging on straight vodka like Eleanor Oliphant, there was an unhealthy relationship with peanut butter.
They simply had no shame, no idea about personal space and no regard for the rules. They’d chase people. Sniff people. Kiss people.
If you’re a good egg and follow my stories on Insta, you may have been lucky enough to experience the
I hired a car and they TRIED to rip me off charging for a chemical clean. That's like saying you need to shed a layer of skin after you use the bathroom.
I know that being confrontational can be unattractive, so that was not my intention. But I let my emotions control
Intimate connections with family and long personal friendships are two of the most important contributors to health, longevity and personal happiness. Source.
It was a casual trip to Poundland recently that led me to sneak over to my local park at sunrise
I'm sharing this recording of the monologue I performed at an audition the other week. It's my first monologue performance for the obvious reason that I'm not actually an actress, as much as I'd like to be.
Now I’m not a total princess when it comes to men’s behaviour, but there’s a certain level of dignity I expect a person to bring to the party.
Yes there was one person I found attractive. No he wasn't available because he was married and was just there to meet like-minded people who like to do things commando.
I'm very fond of the great outdoors and connecting with sassy Mother Nature. I also like when I get to wear my hiking clothes because #activewear.
Turns out the Baltic States weren't really considered a holiday destination to most Brits growing up. Not least because the area struggled to receive their full independence from the Soviet Union until the 1990s.
I’ve had a couple of backpacking Aussie guests staying with me for the last few weeks. They’re itchy-ass feet are doing a year-long stay-cay in the UK.
It was 6.50am. And with a sting of regret, I pictured the Fat Controller calling out "all aboard!" somewhere far away at Kings Cross. Choo choo!
If you're not familiar with Cards Against Humanity, it's a game with a dirty/racist/sexist deck of cards, each competitively used to complete obscene sentences.
He also says it’s not fit for single females. But I’m not scared. In fact, the guy in the run-down reception booth wouldn’t take my money until I went upstairs to check the room to make sure I wanted to stay.
Articulating the brand values that drive Comfort is for Wimps is going to help with the production of stronger content for your leisurely reading.
I sometimes get messages of appreciation from strangers, sometimes weirdos from my high school who send dick pics.