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Opinion

Cash cow: spending all my money like it stinks

I've come to differentiate between my conservative subconscious bonds with money - where I've avoided mingling with too much sleazy debt - and my more promiscuous conscious attitudes towards it - where money is my bitch and it will come to me if and when I shake my tail feather.
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Life

Time to remove myself: I quit my job

For the last three months of my life, for example, I’ve been workin’ 9 ‘til 5, what a way to make a livin’. Literally living my worst professional nightmare because I thought it would make me feel grateful or pleasantly surprised. Okay, whatever, I also wanted money.
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Life

Get over yourself to get goals

I have three focuses in my life at the moment. Three very time consuming focuses that demand I be better at life than I have been the past week.
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Purely Humour

Watch my monologue performance here

I'm sharing this recording of the monologue I performed at an audition the other week. It's my first monologue performance for the obvious reason that I'm not actually an actress, as much as I'd like to be.
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Experience

I’ve been dating a girl

I bopped around like a nigel-no-friends for about an hour before Rach approached me checking to see if I was straight ("enquiring for a male friend", apparently).
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Life

First time contact lenses

I've always felt like maybe if I was wearing contacts instead of glasses people might automatically perceive me as less annoying.
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Life

Grieving the death of my dog

They both knew something was up when I was saying goodbye, they got really weird and quiet and tried to follow me. I'm tearing up just writing about it.
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Life

Turning 30 years old

I woke up today and I was 30. There's a big three now kicking back where a nice youthful two once stood. It's a bit weird and I feel different. Like hairier or something.
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TRAVEL

Getting high in Amsterdam

When I got back to work and announced I'd just been stoned in Amsterdam for two days there was an awkward silence that made me think my 'Show & Tell' wasn't appropriate.
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