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Panic attack in Afghanistan

One sunny afternoon, early December in central Kabul, I find myself being escorted to the back door of a beaten-up four-wheel drive by a man with an assault rifle.
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I had a head massage in Mumbai today

Once he’d completed all the bareback squeezing, poking and rubbing I guess he thought he’d spice things up a bit and strapped one hand into this bizarre vibrating device.
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Living like a local in Kathmandu

I don’t know if anyone else in the house was changing their underwear, but I literally couldn’t find that moment of privacy that's normally desirable when refreshing your pair.
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WIN a GoPro

If you recommend your friend likes the Comfort is for Wimps Facebook page, and they let me know that you recommended them. You BOTH get an entry.
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I had my cards read by a psychic

We took it in turns spending about an hour alone in the room with her. When it was my turn I walked in, sat down and she asked me to please uncross my legs because it was blocking energy.
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I Tinder dated on Skype

In his pictures he was massive, so I wasn't surprised when the Skype session opened to reveal a literally massive man slurping down a protein shake in real time.
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I’m going to Afghanistan

Mention Afghanistan, what comes to mind? Taliban? Terrorism? Burkas? Beards? This country is much more than what we hear about. I'm planning to find out more.
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Tinder date #2: The gentle giant

His humungous hands sat our drinks on the table and he took a seat. I shifted slightly to fix my posture and obviously my legs interacted with his legs, which had had no choice but to encroach into my space.
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Glastonbury 2015 was zero comfort zones

Life only gives you one festival spirit and Glastonbury is one of the world’s festivals that has a real chance at crushing it into smithereens if the two of you don't get along.
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I went to a Cuddle Workshop in London

Think cuddle puddle, where mattresses are joined together and everyone jumps into a massive pit of persons. Stroking, poking, touching, squeezing, caressing, nuzzling.
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Sex, unicorns, wheelchairs and pensioners

I wasn't exactly shocked by anything I saw. I guess it's like seeing a celebrity on stage, you're a bit detached because the celebrities or the vaginas are all the way over there on the stage.
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I was into ouija boards and witchcraft

I eventually asked my dad to deal with it because he didn't seem remotely as frightened as me and I'm never going to ask what he did with it because it's just going to stir the dead.
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Brighton is so happy. So is Mormonism.

You can expect nothing less than to have one of the stereotypically happiest types of people in the world skipping about in one of the stereotypically happiest places in the world.
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You’re an ass, Santorini

Tourists started to figure out that you needed to be careful if you got too close to a donkey's bum - doing something squirty on a human was one of the only highlights in the donkeys' lives.
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