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DATING

I’ve been dating a girl

I bopped around like a nigel-no-friends for about an hour before Rach approached me checking to see if I was straight ("enquiring for a male friend", apparently).
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LIFE

First time contact lenses

I've always felt like maybe if I was wearing contacts instead of glasses people might automatically perceive me as less annoying.
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LIFE

Grieving the death of my dog

They both knew something was up when I was saying goodbye, they got really weird and quiet and tried to follow me. I'm tearing up just writing about it.
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LIFE

Turning 30 years old

I woke up today and I was 30. There's a big three now kicking back where a nice youthful two once stood. It's a bit weird and I feel different. Like hairier or something.
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TRAVEL

Getting high in Amsterdam

When I got back to work and announced I'd just been stoned in Amsterdam for two days there was an awkward silence that made me think my 'Show & Tell' wasn't appropriate.
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