Hemant reckons I'm in for a total culture shock when I go to Delhi. He advised me not to go into the slums at night. Not even for the sake of the blog.
I’ve always imagined what it would be like to shoot someone. Not in a psychopathic way, just in a I'm-a-badass-hero-saving-the-day way.
Have you ever dated a guy so stupid that you are sure his sperm chases its own tail? I have, and then he cheated on me and I got pathetically sad about it.