Once upon a time I went to Manila and went into Ringside Bar, a bar in Makati, because the sign outside said "Midget Boxing & Girl Dancers" and that allured me.
Once upon a recent time, I found myself hanging out with DJ Charlytemplar in the GoveFM studios, Nhulunbuy, Northern Territory.
We’re around 180km from home, 120km from where we need to be and 100% “shit out of luck” when we discover there’s no spare in the car.