Tourists started to figure out that you needed to be careful if you got too close to a donkey's bum - doing something squirty on a human was one of the only highlights in the donkeys' lives.
Some of the scenes are very dramatic. And sexy. If you're not watching a punch on between two WELL FIT chaps, then you might be gawping at an extremely attractive pair having steamy affair sex.
If you enjoy waking up every day of your holiday feeling like an absolute dickhead, then a Cruise Shit is for you.